Get Pitted...so pitted. Dude you found us, watch some funny vids while you're here.
Holler at me brody. Shocka bra. Surfer Stoner is here to teach you how to bro out. Get uber gnarly!
From Urban Dictionary... These kooks have no idea what GNARLY is. Gnarly is when you've gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, it's balls out danger, & or perfection, & or skill or all of that combined. -Nobody can shred like that guy, he's fuckin gnarly. -That chick has prefect tits, she's fucking gnarly. -Pipeline in the winter is fucking GNARLY!
You want it, you get it!
Even seen a bum fight a hot chick in a kiddie pool? No? Here's your chance. San Diego Surfer Stonerdom at its finest.
Even America's finest know how to say it bro. Dude. Munchies...
Here's a clip from Dawn Patrol, a great little bit on Fuel TV. Scope it.
Another brilliant Urban Dictionary entry: surfers are not stoners. it is incredibly difficult to get high off your ass the night before and paddle out in 50 degree water at 5:30. true surfers cannot be stoners for the sake of being capable to actually surf.
one who surfs. often found in australia, california, hawaii, new zealand, and many other shore-lying regions. a surfer IS NOT any other person who wears billabong, volcom, roxy etc. and says "dude", "bro", "surfs up", etc. thats just what the media makes us out to be. surfers are also stereotyped as being male, that is very not true. some of the greatest surfers out there are female such as Keala Kennelly, Layne Beachley, Rochelle Ballard, Lisa Anderson, etc. possibly the most serene, logical, loving, peaceful people out there. and im proud to be one of them.
fakeperson: "dude bro lets go catch some waves man! ive been surfing since forever im practically pro!!!"
surfer: "k meet me at the pier at 4a.m. for a sesh tomorrow morning bring a longsuit itll be about 42 degrees. 12 foot waves, no prob. oh and after we'll go to the jack johnson concert and get some mexican food. is san o ok? i know a spot where its pretty secluded, kindy rocky so bring your booties. Maybe meverick's would be better what do you think? how many boards do you have? i have a good sized quiver, like 4, gettin a new one in october once i get enough money to buy one. oh do you mind getting some stickybumps down the street? what kinds of boards do you have? im taking my ezera out tomorrow havent ridden her in a while. uhh you okay you look confused"
fakeperson: (has no idea what the surfer just said) "uhh ya im cool, bro. uhh ya i dont think i can make it i have uhh a doctors appointment" surfer: "at 4 a.m.?"
Friends of Surfer Stoner! Check em out.
Hilarious site about all the Guidos out in Jersey and the funny sh*t they do. I wanna see a Guido vs. Surfer Stoner battle somewhere in the world
Learn to speak! Nearly complete surf dictionary bra.
Air - getting airborne
Aerial - airborne maneuver
Amped - charged up; stoked; fired
Backdoor - to pull into a tube from behind the peak
Bail - to abandon a board; jump off; usually without regard to the board's future
Bake - a closeout
Bashing - body surfing
Boost - getting airborne off the lip
Brah - from bruddah, Hawaiian pidgin for brother
Bro - a buddy or friend
Bro-in-a push from a friend into a wave
Bucket - helmet
Bump - a swell
Bumps - the build-up of wax on a surfboard deck
Carve - symmetrical, fluid turns
Cheater five - five toes on the nose - keep your weight back on the board to maintain trim and speed, squat down and extend one foot forward
Clucked - afraid, intimidated by the wave
Crew - a group of surfers defined by break or area
Cutback - a maneuver where the surfer turns sharply back towards the breaking portion of the wave. See also 'S-turn'
Deck - the top surface of the board
Ding - damage to a surfboard
Dogging - going backside in the pit
Drop - as in dropping from the crest of the wave to the pit
Dropping in - catching a wave that is already occupied ... taking off on the shoulder while someone is taking off deeper
Drop in late - catching the steepest part of a wave
Dune - a big peaky wave
Epoxy - alternative board construction to foam
Falls - the pitching lip of the wave - don't get sucked into this
Fan - a fan of spray off a turn such as a water skier throws
Fluff - spray off the lip
Falls - top of the wave pitches out and throws a waterfall shoreward
Fish - a type of short surfboard that is wide, fairly thick for added buoyancy and has two fins; popular in the 1970s
Frigged - snaked
Fully - with commitment and intensity
Full on - with commitment and intensity
Gash - very sharp turn
Gnarly - awesome and intimidating
Going off - a break under optimum conditions
Goofy Foot - Someone who has his right foot forward instead of his left
Gouge - sharp, fast turn
Gremmies - grem or gremmie is short for gremlin - Sixties US term for young, possibly or probably mischievous surfer, pre-adolescent surfer
Green room - inside a full cover-up tube
Grommet - adolescent surfer
Gun - a variant of board shape made for big waves
Gunned - under-gunned or over-gunned; refers to the size of your board in relation to wave conditions
Hiddie - from hideous, intense
Hoot - howling and yelping approval and encouragement to buddies
Jag - retreat after getting worked
Kook - someone posing very hard as a surfer. An unskilled surfer
Lineup - the location in the ocean where the outer waves are breaking
Lip - the portion of the wave that is breaking and falling from top to bottom, especially in hollow waves
Local - a person who lives near a surfspot and surfs there almost daily
Log - a long surfboard
Nipped - nipples rubbed raw by board or suit
Noodle - exhausted, overall condition or specific as in noodle armed
Noseride - to walk up to the front of the deck
Meatball flag - black with a yellow dot in the middle, means no surfing today
Nugget-hot babe
Pop - kick out
Over the falls - inadvertently riding the lip of a wave as it breaks rather than the face of the wave
Pit - the hollow-est portion of a breaking wave
Pitch - throw - angle of any run to rise
Pitted - being in the pit of the wave
Pearl - to go pearl diving, the nose of you board submerges and usually the wave pushes the rest of the board over the nose, you too
Pintail - the shape of the tailend of a surfboard, tapering to a point
Pop-out - a surfboard that comes from a mold for mass production, in contrast to being shaped.
Poser - a non-surfer playing the role of a surfer
Pucker factor - the effect an intimidating wave has on ones ability to remain relaxed
Puff - a spitting wave
Pumping - above average large swell
Quiver - a surfer's collection of boards, a board bag that holds several boards
Rails - the side edges of the board that interact with the wave's energy
Rip - to surf to the height of one's abilities
Rocker - the bend in the board, as in a rocking chair
Room - inside a large barrel
S-turn - an advanced manuever where a sharp turn is made on the shoulder of the wave in the shape of an 'S'; a type of cutback
Schlong - thick, long, old style single-fin surfboard
Squashtail -
Squid - unlikeable individual
Scab - a reef or rock
Scabbed - getting damaged by a reef or rock
Shred - ability to execute rapid repeated turns - shortboard term
Sick - excellent, top notch - describing a surfer, stunt, maneuver or conditions
Sideslip - when your board stops tracking forward and moves sideways
Slam - bounce off the lip as it begins to pitch
Slash - cutback
Staff-Infections from polluted water and open wounds
Snake - paddling around behind someone who is in position and stealing their wave. Effectively the snake is taking ownership of the wave by being the closest rider to the breaking portion of the wave
Stink-eye - hard, cold, menacing stare
Stoked - geared up, wound up, full of enthusiasm
Stylie - with good form - with grace
SUP - stand up paddle surfing Surfer's knots - large bumps on the tops of feet and on knees caused by callusing where one continuously contacts a board
Stuffed - getting driven under the water by a wave coming down on you
Swish - a meek or fearful surfer
Thrashed - when a wave lays a beating on you
Throwing tail - sliding the tail in a turn, breaking the grip of the fins
Thruster - a surboard with 3 fins with the center fin more towards the tail
Tow-ins - getting towed into waves that are too large to paddle into
Trim - adjusting your position on a board so that it planes, and achieves its maximum speed
Tube - the cylindrical or cone shaped hole created when the lip pitches out far and clean enough to create a space between the wave and the falls
Vertical - turn straight up the wave
Waffling - rapidly working the board back and forth
Wahine - A young female surfer
Wannabe - wan-na-be, someone who wants to be
Wax - paraffin + color + scent + additives to make it apply at specific temperatures. Used on deck of boards for traction
Wipe out - a fall, particularly a spectacular fall
Worked, getting - the action a wave plays on you. It feels like being in a large washing machine
Zoo - excessively crowded in the water